Write a scene involving the following characters:
Retired. Never married but talks to the ghost of her dead husband. Cat lover – dog hater. Absent minded kleptomaniac. Gardner – plants weeds.
Fingers of his left hand all stop at the third knuckle. Fortunately he plays ukulele right handed. Unfortunately his ukulele has no strings. He sings beautifully.
Old Lady, thin, shock of upright hair. Collects ceramic owls. Loves bright floral print dresses and sensible shoes. Has a very special cat called Sir Tibbet.
Short, stocky, balding. Round face with week old stubble, no teeth. Sloppy tee shirt, full of wrinkles, spots down the front. Incessant talker – talks over others but only talks to one person at a time even when others are part of the conversation. Always knows more than anyone else on any subject.
Petite 32 year old woman who looks 16. Was an aspiring ballerina in her youth. A career with the Australian Ballet Company was cut short when she injured herself by tripping over a stray cat before her first major performance. She now has a habit of donning a tutu (always kept in her bag) and dancing ballet moves when feeling anxious or fearful.